re: Why LSU football is better than Texas football?

LSU has a much nicer campus all around, with gorgeous oak trees and green area to roam. UT is stuck in a shoe box for space. Our campus has everything centrally located, while there crap is spread out in a non-functional manner(parking lots and stadiums across I-35 with horrible access to anything because of said shoe box). Our facilities are much nicer and roomier. UT just renovates old small crap because they cannot expand and build new. They put lipstick on a pig, while we breed stallions. Overall, we have much fewer Walmart t-shirt fans and our fanbase is much more passionate than theirs. They play in a female conference where two hand touch is the preferred method for downing a player. We have won multiple national titles to their single title won by Vince Young. Our coaches raid their state for talent because we have a solid NFL producing program, while they recruit prima donnas and bloat there egos which handicaps their potential. We win, they lose. Our university isn't made up pf 70-80% Asians and Middle Easterners and doesn't cost an arm and a leg. I grew up in Houston... I could go on for days. Tell him Texas needs a reality check and a trip to modern times. They have a much nicer city, which is fully admit and agree upon, and they have a much deeper winning history than us (pre-1990), but they continue to live in the past. Oh and tell your coworker to STTDB!