re: Joke du jour: Boudreaux's missing wife..

    The game warden was making his rounds in the marsh when he began hearing loud explosions. He turned his boat in the direction of the noises and saw another boat in the distance. As he approached, he recognized the boat's occupant. It was none other than Boudreau.
       "Boudreau," said the game warden, "what's making all these loud explosions?"
       Boudreau answered, "Maaaay, I'm fishin', me."
       "Fishing?" asked the game warden. "How can you possibly be making that kind of noise by fishing? Besides, you don't even have any fishing gear in your boat."
       "It's a new way I done learned ta catch dem speckled trout," said Boudreau. "May, lemme show ya. I take me dis stick o' dynamite, I light it, den throw it in da wata -like dis. Boooom! When it blow up, all da fish fly up in da air an' den fall in da boat. Den I scoop 'em up an' put 'em in my ice chest."
       "Boudreau, you can't do that," said the game warden. "That kind of fishing is illegal. I'm going to have to arrest you."
       Boudreau leaned over, picked up a stick of dynamite, lit it, tossed it to the game warden and said, "Now, sha, you gonna talk or you gonna fish?"