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Joke du jour: Boudreaux's missing wife..
Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:52 pm
Boudreaux's wife went missing one day. A few days later, the State Police showed up at his door.
SP: "Boudreaux, we have bad news, good news and great news."
Boudreaux: "What's the bad news?"
SP: "We pulled your wife out of the bay this morning. She's dead."
Boudreaux: "What's the good news?"
SP: "She had 3 dozen crabs on her and we brought you your share."
Boudreaux: "What's the great news?"
SP: "We're pulling her up again in the morning."
SP: "Boudreaux, we have bad news, good news and great news."
Boudreaux: "What's the bad news?"
SP: "We pulled your wife out of the bay this morning. She's dead."
Boudreaux: "What's the good news?"
SP: "She had 3 dozen crabs on her and we brought you your share."
Boudreaux: "What's the great news?"
SP: "We're pulling her up again in the morning."
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Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:54 pm to Captain Ron
Not bad.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:54 pm to Captain Ron
Lol
Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:54 pm to Captain Ron
Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:56 pm to Captain Ron
I've liked that joke for years, except it was Boudreaux's Mother-in-Law back in the day. Much funnier.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:56 pm to Captain Ron
Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:56 pm to Captain Ron
Posted on 2/17/14 at 4:58 pm to Captain Ron
Posted on 2/17/14 at 5:00 pm to Captain Ron
quote:
Joke du jour: Boudreaux's missing wife..
Posted on 2/17/14 at 6:09 pm to Captain Ron
Posted on 2/17/14 at 9:00 pm to Captain Ron
Boudreaux got sent home from the plant early one day but he was so tired he just ignored his pretty young wife and went straight to bed.
No sooner than when he closed his did the telephone ring. A male voice inquired "Is the coast clear?"
Annoyed, Boudreaux replied "How the Hell should I know? That's over a hundred miles from here!"
No sooner than when he closed his did the telephone ring. A male voice inquired "Is the coast clear?"
Annoyed, Boudreaux replied "How the Hell should I know? That's over a hundred miles from here!"
Posted on 2/17/14 at 9:02 pm to Captain Ron
Good stuff
Posted on 2/17/14 at 10:19 pm to Captain Ron
quote:
I've liked that joke for years, except it was Boudreaux's Mother-in-Law back in the day. Much funnier.
This
Posted on 2/17/14 at 10:31 pm to Captain Ron
Pedro is on his front porch in da mornin, sipping his coffee and watching the bayou. He sees Boudreaux coming up on his pirogue.
"Hey Boudreaux!"
"He Pedro! Howsyamomanem?"
"Boudreaux! Where ya goin and watcha got in your boat?"
"Pedro, I got me plenty of crabgrass. I'm gonna catch me some crabs!"
"Boudreaux, you're a dumb coonass. Crabgrass aint gonna catch crabs!"
Later that afternoon, Boudreaux comes motoring down the bayou with a pirogue full of crabs.
(repeat this scene two or three times. Catfish and catnip, mudbugs and mud, you know the drill here)
On the third day, Pedro sees Boudreaux motoring down the bayou again. He yells out "Hey Boudreaux, what you fixin ta catch today and watcha got?"
Boudreaux calls out "I got my boat full of pussy willow."
Pedro says "Hang on there Boudreaux, I'll be right dere witcha."
"Hey Boudreaux!"
"He Pedro! Howsyamomanem?"
"Boudreaux! Where ya goin and watcha got in your boat?"
"Pedro, I got me plenty of crabgrass. I'm gonna catch me some crabs!"
"Boudreaux, you're a dumb coonass. Crabgrass aint gonna catch crabs!"
Later that afternoon, Boudreaux comes motoring down the bayou with a pirogue full of crabs.
(repeat this scene two or three times. Catfish and catnip, mudbugs and mud, you know the drill here)
On the third day, Pedro sees Boudreaux motoring down the bayou again. He yells out "Hey Boudreaux, what you fixin ta catch today and watcha got?"
Boudreaux calls out "I got my boat full of pussy willow."
Pedro says "Hang on there Boudreaux, I'll be right dere witcha."
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