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re: Snake-handling preacher from TV's "Snake Salvation" dies from...wait for it...
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:50 am to L.A.
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:50 am to L.A.
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He had left the church before emergency workers arrived and refused medical attention for the wound.
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A man was sitting on his front porch when it started to rain. The rain came down harder and harder and the man realized that it was a flood. So the flood waters were rising and when the water started to spill over the porch, a man in a rowboat comes by. And the man in the rowboat says, "Need any help?"
But the man said, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!" A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by.
And the man yells, "Need any help?"
But the man smiles and says, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the waters continue to rise. The man is now on his roof and a helicopter comes by. The pilot yells, "Need any help?!"
But the man just says, "Nope! The Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, "Lord, why didn't you take care of me?"
The Lord says, " I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter!"
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