re: Just got my arse chewed for saying "honey" to a co-worker

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Do you have a neck beard, you fig?

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See, now this is why I love coming to the OT. I get to converse with common white trash like you, the kind who come to my house, clean out the gutters, clear my huge assed-turds out of the septic lines from me eating too much lobster and filet or pick up my trash. It's refreshing and makes me appreciate that my parents gave a shite about my education and career path.

In answer to your question, no, you dick-cheese eater. No neck beards here, but I do have 440 acres of land I'll retire to in Utah as a result of my wife and I investing. Here's a pic of me standing in the middle of the river that runs right through it, thinking about getting my septic tank cleaned out. Don't worry, I have your number to call: 1-800-IMA-DICK.