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re: Urban dictionary Word of the Day...
Posted on 1/31/14 at 11:42 am to LSUGrad9295
Posted on 1/31/14 at 11:42 am to LSUGrad9295
I give you the greatness that is... THE THROBBING BICYCLE
the greatest urban dictionary entry you will ever read
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The Throbbing Bicycle is a daring sexual act, which is extremely difficult to accomplish, but will make you feel magnificent if you pull it off! in which a female is on hands and knees, her behind lifted up behind her, exposing her open anus. The male, about 50 feet away with his pants off and on a bicycle, will peddle until he is at full speed and about a foot away from the female. He well then jam the front brake, causing his bike to buck him forward at an exceding speed through the air, sending his erect penis into the woman's anus at a speed close to 20 mph.
Sally thought I was just being kinky- till I ripped her arse apart with a throbbing bicycle. Now she doesn't call me anymore.
the greatest urban dictionary entry you will ever read
This post was edited on 1/31/14 at 11:44 am
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 11:48 am to Ed Osteen
I will have to put the throbbing bicycle in the old memory rolodex - next to the Cincinnati bowtie and flying turkey. 
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