re: Kid whips out massive strap-on dong during homecoming king nomination (NSFW)

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, an esteemed resident of Mount Pious descends from his glorious throne and graces us mere mortals with his everloving presence and shows us just how great and orderly our lives could be if we all simply would insert baseball-sized bugs up our asses.

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So I am pious and have a bug up my arse for saying this kid is dumb as frick for doing this? No matter how much he giggled at the thought, there is nothing good that could come from whipping out a strap on during a homecoming announcement. If he had pulled a dildo out of his pocket it would have been one thing and he probably would have gotten a suspension, but having it at his dick and having a girl act like she was sucking it is going to land him looking for another school and possibly other legal stuff.

It isn't pious to call someone dumb and to say that something they did was dumb as hell.