re: Facebook status of the day. Need a translation.

"I know a large person who does not speak highly of me. That person is unclean and would benefit from losing some weight. You're just mad because I caught you messing with my family. Haha. You are so unhygienic that it pains me. You give hypocritical advice and do what you say not too. You and your family conflict with ourselves and I was not a fan of yours to begin with. Trena was more friendly and look better than you. Please do not continue your relationship with me and continue to be unclean. "

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