re: Will Miles' agent float Miles to Texas rumors to get more money out of LSU?

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Quite the racket Les has figured out

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Oh, no, no, no. Le$ Mile$ would never consider such a thing. He loves LSU too much to ever try to pull the disloyal schemes that Nick Satan does.

Unlike Nick Satan, Le$ is a fine, fine man. Perish the thought that he'd ever try to advance his income from LSU by manipulating circumstances that he's not involved in. Mile$ is not like Satan and all those "lesser men" who coach at other schools. He's different. He's special. Le$ Mile$ is a TIGER!

I know this things are true, not because I've ever heard them coming from the communities at Michigan, Colorado, Okie State or the Dallas Cowboys, but because I read them on the Rant.