re: What ideas do you have for a movie?

Think Forest Gump meets Big Fish meets Kingdom of Heaven starring Jeff Winger.

A lying thief from France's attempt at a life-changing theft sends him on a journey across the world. From Crusader era Jerusalem to Mongolian China to the castles of France, lies prompting more lies continue to send our hero on crazy adventures in Medieval history. Fighting, gambling, stealing, and wenching his way across the globe, our protagonist seeks a way to dig himself out from his quagmires and make it back home to marry the woman of his dreams.

It's full of quests, tits, violence, quips, history, sarcasm, sword fights (the non-gay type), romance, one-liners, and, of course, Medieval Warfare.