Let the aggie jokes fly.

How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to hold the bulb, and two to spin the ladder.

An Aggie student is doing an experiment with a frog. He wants to see how far the frog jumps each time he cuts off a
leg. The Aggie student cuts off one of the frogs legs and says, "Jump froggy." The frog jumps. He records in is
notebook, froggy with three legs jumps thirty feet. Then he cuts off a second leg and says, "Jump froggy." He writes
down in his notebook, froggy with two legs jumps twenty feet. Then he cuts off its third leg and says, "Jump froggy." He
writes down in his notebook, froggy with one leg jumps ten feet. Then he cuts off its last leg and says, "Jump froggy."
The frog just sits there. The Aggie says again, "Jump froggy!" But the frog just sits there. Finally, he writes in his
notebook, froggy with no legs can't hear.



A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor
of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room.

As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."

The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"

He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but
proceeded with her tour.

"In this room, I was thinking of an offblue."

Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"

This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it
painted in a light rose color.

And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"

Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my
window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?"

The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of Aggies laying sod across the street."

How does an Aggie know how to put on his underwear?







Yellow in the front, brown in the back....

Aggie proctologist stops by the grocery store on the way home from work. He pulls out his check book to pay for the items and then pulls out a rectal-thermometer and says, "shite! Some arse-holes got my ballpoint pen!"

An Aggie in the Houston Galleria was recently stranded on one of the escalators there for two hours when the electricity went off.....

What's the difference between the Boy Scouts and the corp of cadets?






the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Aggie walks into the doctor's office with a toad on his head. The doctor asks "what is the problem?"The toad replies: 'can you burn this wart off my arse?"