Updated standings.

1. Southern Miss: This team appears to be getting worse. Their last three results were 14-55 to ECU, 14-55 to North Texas, and 13-61 against Marshall. That isn't just a little bad. That's real real bad.

2. FIU: This second slot is tough. Many times are vying for it. I could have gone a few ways. Inertia was the deciding factor. But I should give FIU some credit for being less terrible than they were earlier in the season.

3. Miami-OH: It's really really hard to be the worst team in the MAC this year. But Miami-OH has the chops to pull it off.

4. Idaho: They get moved down below NMST by performing the same against a team, Texas State, who is worse than NMST's opponent, ULL.

5. New Mexico State: After getting a nice win over Abilene-Christian, 34-29, they got a to-be-expected loss to ULL by 14, though I actually think this was one of their best results of the year.

6. Georgia State: Some may argue I've moved them up too high, but they're not getting the funk beat out of them. 44-28 is a reasonably respectable loss to WKU, all things considered.

7. Eastern Michigan: They just got beat by Toledo 197-3. This team is atrocious.

8. UMass: The bottom of the MAC is just a rancid rancid cesspool.

9. Western Michigan: Central Michigan is pissed they didn't make the list.

10. UConn: this team has gone from abysmal, to really really absymal. They lost to UCF by like 90.

Others:

Hawaii: has lost every game, but hasn't been getting the absolute crap beat out of them, which does count for something.

Army: you lost to Air Force, so you suck.

Air Force: you beat Army, but you still blow.

Purdue: when was the last time this team scored?

Kansas: Dear Charlie Weiss: you suck at your chosen profession.

Central Michigan: you get a prize for being the best directional michigan school, but you still blow.

UTEP: Hey nice first quarter against TAMU. But about the rest of the game....

This post was edited on 11/4/13 at 9:54 pm