re: Funny dog stories! What you got?

So this guy I know from Laffy got a lil drunk and bought a lab through an auction at a DU banquet in Stuggart. He had to get the AmEx bill out of the mailbox before his wife saw how much he paid for the puppy, ($2,500 as I recall). Anyway, he wanted to get the pup some field time and took her fishing somewhere south of Laffy. Well my buddy had a few beers on the way to the landing and proceeded to fall off the boat before they left the harbor. The owner of the boat gave him some of those cotton insulated long johns to wear and he piled his wet clothes toward the bow of the center console and commenced to fish. The pup had to drop a deuce, and she proceeded to drop it right in the center of the pile of wet clothes. This gave the pup a new name...(Center Shitter). Well they get back to the landing and parted ways. The boat owner let him keep the long johns but got the top back. On the way back to Laffy said buddy had to piss. He pulled over to the side of the road to relieve himself in a light rain and while he was draining the main vein he heard the infamous click of the door locks. Center Shitter had locked him out of the running truck. There he was in the rain, no shirt and only long john bottoms. He proceeded to attempt to coax Center Shitter back to the door locks and then started yelling at the pup who promptly pissed on the seat and sought refuge under the seat. So the only thing left to do was flag someone down in the middle of BF La. After about an hour, (it had gotten dark by now) a couple of coon asses stopped and assisted in breaking into the truck. I cannot say I ever witnessed Center Shitter retrieve a duck, but I am sure she turned out to be fine dog in spite of her owner.