re: ROLL CALL: Passion Pit at the New Orleans Civic Theater This Friday

We should've gone to the third floor. I was on the second-floor, behind tweedle dee, tweedle dum, and tweedle dummer, who stood in front of us the whole time while glued to their cell phones. Who happened to be adjacent to the most loudmouth, obnoxious drunk chick I've been around in a long time. Who just happened to be friends with an equally obnoxiously loud douchepack of dudes with hipster facial hair.

I hope all of that says more about them than my age.