Words from a true 9 year old fan

I took my 9 year boy to the game this past Saturday. I've told him in the past that people have died, been cremated and have had their ashes cast upon the field. So, as we are going thru gate one before the game he says in his most heart felt voice: dad, when I die I wanna be CASTRATED and my DUST thrown on tiger stadium field! It took all my strength not to laugh but I didn't dare! I said that's awesome buddy!