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re: Most absurd scene that shattered your suspension of disbelief?

Posted on 8/26/13 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 8/26/13 at 2:14 pm to
When fricken Smalls hit that home run. Let us look at the facts.

1) When we first meet Scotty Smalls he can't even throw a baseball better than a girl. He can't catch a baseball. His glove is made of some type of plastic, his hat bill is like 2 feet long, and he doesn't know what outside feels like. He is scared to talk to anybody who isn't mom.

2) After #1 are we to believe that Smalls has acquired the ability to even make contact with a baseball at the plate, let a lone take one yard. No way he can even hit the ball. Which lead me to tha last fact.

3) Kenny DeNunez threw his signature heater with so much movement that sometimes he struck out the future great Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez. And he routinely struck out the other players on the team. DeNunez's only downfall was that his career was overshadowed by the 5 tooled Rodriguez, and DeNunez likely would've made it to the show if he hadn't of gotten mixed up in the steroid/cocaine fuled era of early 90's professional ball. The 'roids to compensate for the physical gap that showed when he pitched against his Achilles "The Jet". The cocaine to battle the emotional demons of having his best friend routinely knock his heater to the moon.

We are to believe that Scotty Smalls after, with so much going against him(mainly the 3 facts above) could take that ball signed by the Babe yard? Please, the Jet, sure, even likley, shite even Hamilton's fat arse pushing that ball over old man Mertle's fence is believable, but Smalls? Give me a break, he plays ball like a girl!
This post was edited on 8/26/13 at 2:15 pm
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