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best punchlines in rap

Posted on 8/10/13 at 7:11 am
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 7:11 am
I'm giving it to Big L but you can add your own

quote:

Before I buck lead and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I’m far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing but-head


quote:

The crown is still mine cause I drop ill rhymes A lot of rappers talk that murder shite and couldn’t kill time


quote:

“Cause on the shelf is where your LP cold stood Because it was no good, that shite ain’t even go wood”


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"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa , I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper, they wanna know why im so fly, a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye!"


this kids freestyles always keep me laughing. sucks how he died.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24633 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 8:48 am to
This stuff is better than Dylan. Thank god for rap and pop music.
Posted by 337Guy
Mean Streets of the 337
Member since Jul 2012
1696 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:07 am to
Lil Wayne - No Ceilings

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Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 11:05 am to
Big L was a demon for sure.

"Dead in the middle of little Italy
Litltle did we know
We riddled some little middleman
Who didn't do diddly"
Big Pun

Posted by Gtothemoney
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
17715 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 12:14 pm to
Your pussy hole smells like sour cream and onion. - Bustdown - Nasty Bitch
Posted by 337Guy
Mean Streets of the 337
Member since Jul 2012
1696 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 12:24 pm to
Gambino:
"Trust in Gambino he has never failed us, cuz I have got S plus what a dog's tail does."
"Plus these girls I'm kissing chase the blues away like Gargamel."
"My clique make that dinero so it's time to meet the fockers, I am running this bitch you are just a dog walker."
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Big L
Straight legend. His freestyle with Jay Z is so cold. Not many do it like he does anymore. Most of this shite now is all "I'm so blah blah, and you're so blah blah" with some random arse comparison.

RIP L :poursoutsomeof40:
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55840 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

Money and blood don’t mix like 2 dicks, and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shite


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You’re mad cause my style you’re admiring
Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring


quote:

Yes love, love your frickin' attitude
Because the **** play pussy, that’s the **** that’s getting screwed


quote:

Biggie Smalls is the illest. Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered "What you talkin bout Willis?"
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:38 pm to
"Some people tell me that I need help.
Some people can frick off and go to hell."

--Cypress Hill

At least it's the best opening line to any rap song.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155869 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 6:38 pm to
any track from luda's word of mouf

This post was edited on 8/10/13 at 6:38 pm
Posted by 337Guy
Mean Streets of the 337
Member since Jul 2012
1696 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

ask Beavis I get nothing but-head

Weak as shite

quote:

that shite ain’t even go wood”

Is he talking about himself, because he hasnt even gone gold.

quote:

"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa , I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper, they wanna know why im so fly, a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye!"

This whole quote is lame.

Big L takes multiple L's
This post was edited on 8/10/13 at 7:11 pm
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:13 pm to
Big L was a demon for sure.

"Dead in the middle of little Italy
Litltle did we know
We riddled some little middleman
Who didn't do diddly"
Big Pun

Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60497 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 5:46 am to
quote:

Journey with me into the mind of a maniac. Doomed to be a killer since I came out the nutsack.


Dre Natural Born Killaz
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11667 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Yeah, a little bit louder
Now come on, come on
Stage 2, yeah the one ya? wanna listen to
It's off my head so let the beat play through
So I can funk it up and make it sound good
1-2-3 yo, knock on some wood
For good luck, I like my rhymes atrocious
Super calafragilistic expialidocious
I'm an effect and that you can bet
I can take a fly girl and make her wet
I'm like Samson, Samson to Delilah
There's no denyin', you can try to hang
But you'll keep tryin' to get my style
Over and over, practice makes perfect
But not if you're a loafer
You'll get nowhere, no place, no time, no girls
Soon, oh my God, homebody, you probably eat
Spaghetti with a spoon

Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66467 posts
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:09 pm to
immortal technique

quote:

immortal technique, the wrong mothafricka to diss,
cause i allowed god to let you mothafrickas exist
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