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Humorous Yet Truthful Summaries of Movies
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:34 pm
Wizard of Oz-Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
Pick a movie and try it.
Pick a movie and try it.
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:35 pm to JabarkusRussell
Titanic- Old lady regrets years of marriage, children, and grandchildren over that one time she fricked a bum.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:37 pm to OMLandshark
Spider-Man 3 - Two gay guys fight over ugly girl who can't sing.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:39 pm to ligerbait
Superbad- Teenage boys actively plan on drunken date rape.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:41 pm to JabarkusRussell
quote:
Titanic
Better yet: Whore meets stranger and sleeps with him within 2 days despite being engaged.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:43 pm to JabarkusRussell
50 First Dates: Disturbed man manipulates brain damaged girl into sex, a baby, and into coming with him to wild Alaska.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:45 pm to JabarkusRussell
Rose really was a huge piece of shite if you think about it. She wasted everybody's time with her long arse story about committing adultery and then didn't even hand over the fricking diamond. She was completely self-centered at 17 and still at 97.
ETA: Not to mention there not being any room on her giant raft for jack. She literally never offered or made an attempt.
ETA: Not to mention there not being any room on her giant raft for jack. She literally never offered or made an attempt.
This post was edited on 6/18/13 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:47 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
Superbad- Teenage boys actively plan on drunken date rape.
Not if your drunk too
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:49 pm to beaverfever
Little Miss Sunshine: Dysfunctional family encourages their prepubescent daughter to pursue her whorish tendencies.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:50 pm to wildtigercat93
quote:
Not if your drunk too
They started planning it before they got drunk though.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:53 pm to OMLandshark
Batman Returns: A political drama about an orphan striving to be Mayor while a billionaire rival tries to prevent that from happening.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:54 pm to JabarkusRussell
Batman in general: Privileged billionaire assaults the mentally ill.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:54 pm to JabarkusRussell
Half-Baked: drug addicts become drug dealers in an attempt to save one of their fellow addicts from being victim to violent prison rape
Posted on 6/18/13 at 4:58 pm to genro
The Little Mermaid: Teenager sells her soul, talents, and method of communication to a demon in order to get a hunk of man meat she doesn't know.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:00 pm to OMLandshark
Beauty and the Beast - possessed houseware, kidnapping victim, Stockholm Syndrome
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:00 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
They started planning it before they got drunk though.
I dont think anyone thats gone to a bar looking for sloots has much room to judge
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:04 pm to JabarkusRussell
Forrest Gump: Whore tricks high functioning retard into allowing her to live out her final days in the lap of luxury while passing off a kid who isn't his, as his own son.
This post was edited on 6/18/13 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:04 pm to wildtigercat93
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory- Deranged man lures kids to his home with the promise of chocolate and mutilates them.
This post was edited on 6/18/13 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:22 pm to BobBarker
quote:wait what?
passing off a kid who isn't his, as his own son.
Posted on 6/18/13 at 5:25 pm to blueboy
Yeah he went a little too far with that one
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