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Steve Gleason likes Pelicans' name but would prefer Cockroaches
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:14 pm
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I think the Pelicans is an acceptable name for New Orleans' basketball team. But I would prefer cockroaches as the mascot. Certainly, the name would strike fear into the hearts of opponents. Watch this video.
They are life's perfection. For 300 million years they have frightened other organisms. The persistent roach is a survivor. Hours without oxygen, 40 days without water, 90 days without food. Sounds like my beloved New Orleans community. They do not carry disease, have a reaction time of 40 milliseconds, travel up to 50 body lengths per second, and can regrow limbs, all of which are talents almost any ball player surely must envy.
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:22 pm to quail man
That's a very compelling argument 
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:38 pm to quail man
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They do not carry disease
Well that cancels it out
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:06 pm to quail man
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Certainly, the name would strike laughter into the hearts of opponents.
FIFY.
Pels for life!
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:18 pm to quail man
That is an awesome argument. Never thought I'd believe cockroaches is a good name 
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:23 pm to c on z
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Certainly, the name would strike laughter into the hearts of opponents.
FIFY.
nobody fixes anything for Steve Gleason
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:57 pm to quail man
Yeah, but unless we can throw that into everything that ever shows the Cockroaches name, the NBA would never approve it. 
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