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Steve Gleason likes Pelicans' name but would prefer Cockroaches

Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:14 pm
Posted by quail man
New York, NY
Member since May 2010
41251 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:14 pm
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I think the Pelicans is an acceptable name for New Orleans' basketball team. But I would prefer cockroaches as the mascot. Certainly, the name would strike fear into the hearts of opponents. Watch this video.
They are life's perfection. For 300 million years they have frightened other organisms. The persistent roach is a survivor. Hours without oxygen, 40 days without water, 90 days without food. Sounds like my beloved New Orleans community. They do not carry disease, have a reaction time of 40 milliseconds, travel up to 50 body lengths per second, and can regrow limbs, all of which are talents almost any ball player surely must envy.


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Posted by CQQ
Member since Feb 2006
17048 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:22 pm to
That's a very compelling argument
Posted by bwallcubfan
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
39167 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:38 pm to
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They do not carry disease


Well that cancels it out
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
130983 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Certainly, the name would strike laughter into the hearts of opponents.

FIFY.

Pels for life!
Posted by gatorhater211
Member since Oct 2007
1166 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:18 pm to
That is an awesome argument. Never thought I'd believe cockroaches is a good name
Posted by quail man
New York, NY
Member since May 2010
41251 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

quote:
Certainly, the name would strike laughter into the hearts of opponents.

FIFY.


nobody fixes anything for Steve Gleason
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:57 pm to
Yeah, but unless we can throw that into everything that ever shows the Cockroaches name, the NBA would never approve it.
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