re: Why do older fans bring so much shite to the games with them?

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when you get old you need to consider how long you will be away from the comforts and necessities of your home and also the effect of the elements on your health. you must be prepared for certain calamaties arising and you want to avoid embarssing yourself in a crowd situation and you surely don't want to piss off the young people. said calamities may include heartburn, acid reflux, excess flatuation, diareaha, constipation and gas pains, elevated blood pressure, back pain, hemaroids, prostrate blockage, skin cancer risks from the excess sun, body temperature fluctuations, loss of bladder control and involuntary spasms. there are others but you get the idea. we would stay at home but if we did LSU would lose much valuable revenues and either the program would go to hell or the young people would have to step up and fund the difference. as you can see, we are bringing all our stuff because we are concerned with the young people having to pony up more and having to sit next to us belching and farting the whole game. we are, as you certainly must agree, a thoughtful bunch.

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