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Stupidest love stories in the history of movie love stories
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:18 am
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:18 am
1- Vertigo... dimwitted Jimmy Stewart falls for bleached blonde with huge highbrows and zero personality.
2- Titanic... Jack meets a woman twice his age and within a day or two she is willing to get off the lifeboat to die with him. Right.
3- Les Miserables... at least the producer in this case has an excuse: it's Victor Hugo's fault. Marius sees Cosette across the street and they're madly in love even though they haven't so much as even touched each other. And Cosette's safekeeper risks life and limb at the barricades and swims through a sewer, too, to save this object of affection.
2- Titanic... Jack meets a woman twice his age and within a day or two she is willing to get off the lifeboat to die with him. Right.
3- Les Miserables... at least the producer in this case has an excuse: it's Victor Hugo's fault. Marius sees Cosette across the street and they're madly in love even though they haven't so much as even touched each other. And Cosette's safekeeper risks life and limb at the barricades and swims through a sewer, too, to save this object of affection.
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Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:19 am to Rex
brokeback mountain
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:20 am to Rex
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:26 am to Rex
quote:
2- Titanic... Jack meets a woman twice his age and within a day or two she is willing to get off the lifeboat to die with him. Right.
So you are saying that the charcter "Jack Dawson", played by Leonardo DiCaprio, was under 9 years old?
"Rose Dewitt Bukater", as portrayed by Kate Winslet, was 17 years old.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:28 am to Rex
As far as your thread starting is concerned, you certainly start a lot of threads
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:28 am to Rex
Attack of the Clones?
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:29 am to LuckySo-n-So
Fair point. She only LOOKED twice his age.
So we're left with:
2- Titanic... Jack meets a complete stranger and within a day or two she is willing to get off the lifeboat to die with him. Right.
So we're left with:
2- Titanic... Jack meets a complete stranger and within a day or two she is willing to get off the lifeboat to die with him. Right.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:29 am to LuckySo-n-So
Pearl Harbor.
It's not close/end this thread/Ben affleck's character should have been in the batan death march after being captured by the japs.
Seriously frick that guy.
It's not close/end this thread/Ben affleck's character should have been in the batan death march after being captured by the japs.
Seriously frick that guy.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:30 am to Rex
Twilight. 110 year old cruising a high school for chicks has to be the creepiest premise for a movie ever.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:34 am to Rex
the couple in skyline, they tried to make it into a love story and it horrible.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:35 am to Rex
The Dark Night
Billionaire playboy superhero falls for Maggie Gyllenhaal. Get the frick out.
Billionaire playboy superhero falls for Maggie Gyllenhaal. Get the frick out.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 11:05 am to Nguyener
Pretty Woman...
A multi-millionaire-maybe-billionaire is going to marry a street Hooker.
Sure.
Did Charlie Sheen turn down this role?
A multi-millionaire-maybe-billionaire is going to marry a street Hooker.
Sure.
Did Charlie Sheen turn down this role?
Posted on 6/1/13 at 11:14 am to dawgdayafternoon
quote:Summary of dialog -
Attack of the Clones?
Anakin: You're shmoopy.
Padme: No, you're shmoopy.
Anakin: No, you're shmoopy.
Padme: No, you're shmoopy.
And of course, Twilight. It doesn't get much more shallow or self indulgent than that. And seeing as how what they are indulging is tween girl angst and utter superficiality, it wins.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 11:40 am to Fearthehat0307
quote:
brokeback mountain
Posted on 6/2/13 at 5:54 pm to dawgdayafternoon
quote:
Attack of the Clones
This.
quote:
Rose Dewitt Bukater", as portrayed by Kate Winslet, was 17 years old.
The character was 17 but she was 20 when it filmed.
This post was edited on 6/2/13 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 6/2/13 at 6:10 pm to Rex
Jesus dude your threads are even worse here than your threads on the political board are, which I didn't think was even possible.
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