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re: What the hell did Jacoby Jones do to his hand?
Posted on 5/21/13 at 11:24 am to tadelatt
Posted on 5/21/13 at 11:24 am to tadelatt
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He was teaching blind kids Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, as he does every weekend after the games, when he noticed smoke coming from outside. As he investigated further, he saw that a nearby school was on fire and students were having trouble escaping. He immediately sprang into Team Swag action and ran TOWARDS the flames. When he made it to the school, he noticed a sick dog so he quickly gave the dog CPR and carried it across the street. He then preceded to rescue all 1,200 elementary students and teachers, all ended up completely safe, and carried them to safety also.
As he arrived back at his apartment, he opened the door, got on the floor, and everybody walked the dinosaur
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 12:49 pm to im4LSU
I was really bummed when I saw his hand. Poor kid! 
Posted on 5/21/13 at 7:17 pm to Tigressa del Norte
Guys, I'm really concerned about JaCoby's hand. He may be able to hold the bat, but he's gonna need a new custom glove. 
Posted on 5/21/13 at 7:19 pm to Tigressa del Norte
That's messed up.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 7:50 pm to LSU=Champions
He was probably texting while he was carring the TV - DON"T TEXT AND CARRY
Posted on 5/21/13 at 7:51 pm to Tigressa del Norte
my favorite poster
Posted on 5/21/13 at 7:59 pm to tadelatt
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tadelatt
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What the hell did Jacoby Jones do to his hand?
Well, the story goes like this...
They say he has a sprain wrist because he fell carrying bags but I know what really happened.
He was teaching blind kids Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, as he does every weekend after the games, when he noticed smoke coming from outside. As he investigated further, he saw that a nearby school was on fire and students were having trouble escaping. He immediately sprang into Team Swag action and ran TOWARDS the flames. When he made it to the school, he noticed a sick dog so he quickly gave the dog CPR and carried it across the street. He then preceded to rescue all 1,200 elementary students and teachers, all ended up completely safe, and carried them to safety also.
He hurt his hand when some fat chick tried to get his autograph and he went to judo chop her forehead.
Posts like this should typically end with, "...and then he walked in and yelled OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!"
This post was edited on 5/21/13 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:01 pm to im4LSU
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im4LSU
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As he arrived back at his apartment, he opened the door, got on the floor, and everybody walked the dinosaur
You're doing it right.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:23 pm to King of New Orleans
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he must've done something pretty bad to it.
So much fapping that he got Fournier's gangrene.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:15 pm to King of New Orleans
failed some classes with it
Posted on 5/22/13 at 6:46 am to lucaslsu
A few of the players said he hurt it "makin Fapachino"' what's Fapachino?
Posted on 5/23/13 at 7:20 am to tigbit
you must be old
Posted on 5/23/13 at 9:14 am to gjackx
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He should have called me, i would have carried the damn TV
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Probably some drunk mishap.
I would have gotten drunk for him.
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