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Kobe: Predict His Comeback Stats

Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:36 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:36 pm
What we know:

1. His recovery is going great
2. He is the GOAT
3. His drive is unparalleled and now he has something to prove

How does he perform next season:

26/5/6?
Posted by WB504
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:37 pm to
23/5/5
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:37 pm to
He has something to prove next year


48 points, (on 62%shooting), 18 rebounds, 12 assists a game
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:40 pm to
26/6/5

quote:

He is the GOAT


No, he isn't...
Posted by hashtag
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:40 pm to
19/4/7
Posted by barry
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:41 pm to
27 points 5 rebounds 4 assist and .7 sexual assaults
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Kobe: Predict His Comeback Stats



Well, he never does as well as LeBron, so I'm going with:

22 ppg
3 rpg
5 apg
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

26/5/6



Does Kobe even have this many assists for his career?
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Does Kobe even have this many assists for his career?



No. Which is why he averaged 6 assists a game last year
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:44 pm to
Uhhh yea. He's had seasons where he averaged that much
Posted by ATLTiger
#TreyBiletnikoffs
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:44 pm to
20/5/5
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75118 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

.7 sexual assaults



this joke is used in .38 Kobe related threads and is .76 lame because that falsity is .9 of a decade old.

that girl's vagina had been penetrated by .89 percent of the men in Eagle, Colorado and surrounding areas.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:48 pm to
Posted by Klark Kent
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:54 pm to
Kobe is currently #32 on the All-Time NBA assist list, ahead of Larry Bird, MJ, & AI. Will likely finish in the top 25 of All-Time.

#3 in Assists in Laker History. Likely to pass Jerry West for #2 but still be miles behind Magic.
This post was edited on 5/9/13 at 1:56 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88248 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:57 pm to
quote:





Such a ball hog


Led all shooting guards in the NBA in assist this year.

Rank among all shooting guards in the NBA the last few years:

09/10: 3rd
10/11: 3rd
11/12: 2nd
12/13: 1st

Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75118 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 2:01 pm to
it's a sad and lame stamp Kobe haters like to use all based upon the '06 season.

Where the best players on his team were Lamar Odom, Kwame Brown, Smush Parker, and Luke Walton.

subtract Kobe and that would've been the worst roster in the NBA in '06
This post was edited on 5/9/13 at 2:02 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 2:03 pm to
You guys take this stuff way too seriously. I love Kobe. I hope he wins another ring. Calm down.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

that girl's vagina had been penetrated by .89 percent of the men in Eagle, Colorado and surrounding areas.

That's a lot of penis.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112939 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

this joke is used in .38 Kobe related threads and is .76 lame because that falsity is .9 of a decade old.

that girl's vagina had been penetrated by .89 percent of the men in Eagle, Colorado and surrounding areas
Her PER was really, really high.

Very efficient.
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