Give your best outdoor story, Wed, OB cooking drinking thread!

Baked chicken.

I have a lot, don't know what I would consider best though.

I'll go with this one.

My great-uncles was coonass to the bone. Did and still does make his living off the swamp. One day we were at the camp down in Dulac and he was sitting on the front porch eating a bologna sandwich. I dove flies by in front of the camp. Dude picks up his shotgun next to him and one handed drops the dove all the while holding his sandwich and still chewing his last bite. Puts his shotgun back down and just keeps munching.

Abita Strawberry

Not sure what I am eating yet

This past semester I was on a camping trip with some buddies. While walking down a trail in the woods one of the guys abruptly stops and in one smooth arse motion takes out his knife and flings it right through the head of the copperhead a foot to our left that none of us saw. Then as cool as a cucumber he retrieves his knife, and the snake, and continues walking like it was no big deal.

He later confessed that it was pure luck and that he had expected to miss and run away, but once he realized how bad arse what he had just done was he just played it off like a bad arse

Stewed chicken and mushrooms, Blantons bourbon to go along with it.

Story - Filled a large bouncy balloon with a nice mixture of oxygen/acetylene (took eons). Fixed it atop my grandfathers fence post. Lit the homemade wick and kaboom. Scorched earth in a very large circle beneath the fence post. Wasn't allowed to play with his welding gear anymore.

Barnyard pimp on the grill, corn on the cob, baked sweet 'tater and water.

Leaving for Grand Isle after lunch tomorrow and dealing with Mrs Dong giving me the cold shoulder (no poonanny) cause I'm leaving her for the weekend with the little Dongs. Be advised, I make this trip annually and she still gives me the cold shoulder the night before I leave. Best part, she can't hold out and will be throwing the poonanny on me the moment I return on Sunday.