re: Best Speech Ever Given In A Movie

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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an a-hole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fricked by dicks. But dicks also frick assholes. Assholes that just want to shite on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can frick a a-hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they frick too much or frick when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shite that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us frick this a-hole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shite.

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