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re: Al Michaels arrested for DUI
Posted on 4/21/13 at 5:23 pm to mattz1122
Posted on 4/21/13 at 5:23 pm to mattz1122
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Let's put political biases aside. Costas's hairpiece covers more and appears much less greasy. This really isn't a debate
Obviously you are completely ignorant about hairpieces:
1) Greasy is better. It's much easier to pass of a hairpiece when the wet look is in. This goes back to George Raft in the '30s. The dry look exposes the fraud more.
2) Michaels' is in fact a "hairpiece", a small covering of a certain area. Costas' is more of a rug.
3) Michael's piece follows the contours of his head much better. Costas seems to have borrowed an old rug of Bill Gates. It doesn't fit the front of his head at all.
4) Michaels wears only a small piece to give off the My-hairline-is-receding-but-I'm-not-bald-yet vibe. At least he's less dishonest than BC.
5) Costas dyes what hair he has (the old Paul McCartney twofer), and when his dye job didn't turn out too well, he had to wear a rug that matched. This made him like his hair had turned (as Gerald Ford allegedly said about Ronald Reagan) "prematurely orange".
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 6:19 pm to Kafka
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2) Michaels' is in fact a "hairpiece", a small covering of a certain area. Costas' is more of a rug.
3) Michael's piece follows the contours of his head much better. Costas seems to have borrowed an old rug of Bill Gates. It doesn't fit the front of his head at all.
Costas's hair piece at least has people guessing. Does he have a "mature" hairline and a bit of combover? At the very least he has been consistent through the years:
LINK
He made a preemptive switch sometime in the '70s and never looked back.
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4) Michaels wears only a small piece to give off the My-hairline-is-receding-but-I'm-not-bald-yet vibe. At least he's less dishonest than BC.
Michaels has that dirty, my-wife-cuts-my-hair-on-the-second-Tuesday-of-each-month look. He would be much better off as a handsome bald man, as opposed to an average looking old man. Here's proof:
Costas on the other hand, is too much of a midget, pretty boy to go bald. I agree the die job was a bad decision. He picked the wrong time to experiment too (before the Olympics).
And we'll never agree on the possessive of "Costas."
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