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Fishing with Whiskey
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:07 pm
One day messing around fishing I ran out of worms pretty quickly.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. I figured I could use the frog as bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.
I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake....with two more frogs.
:rimshot:
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. I figured I could use the frog as bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.
I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake....with two more frogs.
:rimshot:
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Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:09 pm to DrTyger
slow day in the office huh
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:10 pm to DrTyger
Dinosaur walking it kind of
ending
ending 
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:12 pm to DrTyger
like
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:12 pm to AlxTgr
Old people like
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:13 pm to oleyeller
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slow day in the office huh
fricking rain.
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:16 pm to DrTyger
quote:
One day messing around fishing I ran out of worms pretty quickly.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. I figured I could use the frog as bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.
I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake....with two more frogs.
I smirked, wouldn't Frogging with Whiskey be more fitting?
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:17 pm to DrTyger
You must not have a facebook. This was all the rage in 2012... 
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:18 pm to Clyde Tipton
Have one, but average about one post a month on there.
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:18 pm to DrTyger
Ole Boudreaux was in a poetry contest, remarkably he made it the final round. The last part of the competition was to come up with a poem that ended in Timbuktu.
Boudreaux's competition gets up on stage and comes up with this little number...
Across the barren desert sand tracked the the lonely caravan camels backs two by two destination, Timbuktu.
Now its Boudreaux's turn...
Me and Tim a camping we went when we stumbled across three hoes in a pop up tent. They was three and we was two. So I bucked on and Tim bucked two.
:rimshot:
Boudreaux's competition gets up on stage and comes up with this little number...
Across the barren desert sand tracked the the lonely caravan camels backs two by two destination, Timbuktu.
Now its Boudreaux's turn...
Me and Tim a camping we went when we stumbled across three hoes in a pop up tent. They was three and we was two. So I bucked on and Tim bucked two.
:rimshot:
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:20 pm to 34venture
The good old cajun jokes
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:20 pm to DrTyger
That's a good thing, Doc.
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:22 pm to Bama and Beer
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The good old cajun jokes
Well, why don't you humor us with some gump jokes.
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:23 pm to 34venture
You just humored your self by calling me a Gump
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:23 pm to Bama and Beer
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You just humored your self by calling me a Gump
i don't get the joke.
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:25 pm to Bama and Beer
quote:
You just humored your self by calling me a Gump
Punchline?
Edit: And I wasn't calling you a gump, just like you weren't calling me a cajun.
This post was edited on 4/11/13 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:26 pm to Chad504boy
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i don't get the joke.
It's on him.
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:28 pm to CadesCove
Jokes on the Gump 
Get it
Get it
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:29 pm to Bama and Beer
What do maggots and Gumps have in common?
Both can live off a dead bear for 30 years.
Both can live off a dead bear for 30 years.
Posted on 4/11/13 at 2:30 pm to DrTyger
This post was edited on 4/11/13 at 2:31 pm
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