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This could have been the greatest reality show ever

Posted on 3/30/13 at 10:40 am
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162963 posts
Posted on 3/30/13 at 10:40 am
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The year was 2004, the network was Spike, and the show was called Stuck on Dirty. It was a reality series, with one lucky fool selected to compete: The longer he stayed by genius crackpot ODB's side, the more money he would win.


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Wernick: The only time he didn't was when he got sick, I think because Ol' Dirty Bastard got him fricked up. And he ended up in the bathroom. Ol' Dirty Bastard was passed out, and this guy Bob ended up in the bathroom for about two hours. And so he lost a little bit of the money that he was meant to earn, by throwing up in the toilet.

Reese: He got into some situations with Ol’ Dirty Bastard: We had a 250-pound stripper doing a lap dance on this guy's lap ...

Wernick: In Ol' Dirty Bastard’s house. It was like a brownstone or whatever, in Brooklyn. It was about three in the morning, it was about 200 degrees in this place — it was summertime, and all the production lights were on — and this woman was grinding. This woman was completely full-on naked, grinding, 250 pounds of her body on this poor guy. Anyway, it was wild. We had fugitives coming in and out of our show. 60 Second Assassin ...


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Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/30/13 at 10:54 am to
that sounds like a combination of the gary busey show and flava flav's show
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162963 posts
Posted on 3/30/13 at 11:17 am to
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Reese: We staged some things for him to do. We went down to Coney Island with him and, I swear to God, he got on the Cyclone, and he was so hungover and, I swear, he fell asleep on the roller-coaster. If it's possible to fall asleep on a roller-coaster, it happened with ODB. He barely even knew he was on a roller-coaster.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88246 posts
Posted on 3/30/13 at 12:05 pm to
Where's the video? Its time to release this


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Wernick: I think Bob took him golfing. Ol' Dirty Bastard was on some public course in New York, just hacking it up, man.

Reese: I think he five-putted from like four feet. I’ve never seen anyone putt worse.


This post was edited on 3/30/13 at 12:09 pm
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