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Dumbest thing you've done on a pier

Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:44 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85593 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:44 am
Was a freshman in high school and my buddy had a long pier that went over his backyard and out to water. I was riding my bike on it with my tackle box in one hand. I looked to my left and looked back straight and before I knew it I was face first in the grass

I have no idea how I didn't break anything but got a nice gash on my chin

Also jumped off one thinking it was deeper than I thought and damn near broke my ankle

Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:46 am to
hooked a warf cat on the Grand Isle pier and went shark fishin.
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6573 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:48 am to
Had to beat one of our goats with a stick that kept aggravating me and the stupid frick fell in the water. Of course I had to get in and get it because the dumb fat bastard couldn't swim. Thank god they died and she doesn't want anymore for pets anymore.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:48 am to
Had sexors with the girlfriend right at dusk. I though it was too dark for her family to see.

In the heat of the moment we didnt notice the solar powered sensor light thing which illuminated our sexy time for her mom and dad to see from the kitchen window.... Notfun
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 9:52 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179318 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:49 am to
made love....





























to a man!
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46380 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:50 am to
quote:

lluminated our sexy time for her mom and dad to see from the kitched window....


Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72255 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:51 am to
Fall off
Posted by AHouseDivided
Member since Oct 2011
6532 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:52 am to
Threw a cast net right were some guy had just thrown all his fish bodies in the water and ended up with a net full of hardheads.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:53 am to
Literally resulted in the most uncomfortable conversation i have ever had.

I need to edit my post. We were actually engaged at the time this happened. We had a long talk about how we didnt wait for marriage


Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85593 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:54 am to
Also. Junior year of college went to my buddies beach house DIRECTLY across from the Flora-Bama.

Got entirely too loaded and wanted to lay down. There was a little loft above the boats on the pier with a couple beds and AC. The stairs to get up were way too steep but I was gonna make it.

My brother was watching and I took two steps up and fell back on my feet. Took another 2 steps and fell back on my feet again. Took another try and got to the 10th of the 12 steps and fell backwards landing on my shoulder and head. 8-9 feet fall straight on a shoulder will get your baseball coach to ask you why you can't get it to home plate from left field without 4 hopping it

This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 9:56 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179318 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:55 am to
quote:

We had a long talk about how we didnt wait for marriage



yes,i've been plowing your daughter for years.

"oh"

I so sorry

yeah sure, get the frick out of my face
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 9:59 am to
A zillion seagulls were roosting on a narrow breakwater at night...all in a nice straight line.

Fired an armor piercing 30-06 down the row. HUGE puff of feathers and fricked-up seagulls all over the place.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85593 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:00 am to
Winner this far
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:00 am to
quote:

yes,We have tried to stay abstinent, but it is such a struggle. We have only done it a few times....

"I really thought you were differnt. I am sad to see you disrespected my daughter"

I didnt see it as disrespect

"yeah sure, get the frick out of my face"
Posted by 34venture
Buffer Zone
Member since Mar 2010
11369 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:12 am to
quote:

illuminated our sexy time for her mom and dad to see from the kitchen window


Posted by Merica
'Merica
Member since Mar 2013
1161 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:13 am to
That hefty brunette
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:14 am to
So who's alter are you?
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:15 am to
Was new at Kodiak Island. Went fishing at a pier at lunch time. Caught a beautiful halibut right there off the dock.

Tied the stringer to the pier so I could come back and get the fish after work and clean it.

I hadn't yet learned that the average tide cycle was 18 FEET!

Came back after work to find my stringer was dangling there...halibut all fricked up from birds pecking at it.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:15 am to
quote:

That hefty brunette



Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46380 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Fired an armor piercing 30-06 down the row. HUGE puff of feathers and fricked-up seagulls all over the place.


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