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A great craiglist post! and why i love my 2nd amendment
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:11 am
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:11 am
For all that dont have a sense of humor ITS FAKE or another way of saying its not real
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2011-11-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when
I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber
Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it
was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of
what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That
made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the
windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution
is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Semper fi,
Alex
sorry posted this on mobile phone so i dont know how it looks on here
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2011-11-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when
I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber
Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it
was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of
what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That
made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the
windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution
is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Semper fi,
Alex
sorry posted this on mobile phone so i dont know how it looks on here
This post was edited on 3/12/13 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:13 am to TigerStripes30
german, fake, lots of criminal activity
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:15 am to TigerStripes30
what a pathetic arse post.Gullible rednecks will buy any shite like this.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:16 am to Chad504boy
quote:
german
dont care
quote:
fake
who cares still a good read
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:18 am to TigerStripes30
quote:
who cares still a good read
meh... the whole... i just got back from afghan and i got a big dick and a kimber .45 on a shoulder harness and this and that shite is kind of weak sauce.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:19 am to meauxjeaux2
Yeah, its obviously fake but it makes for a good story
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:19 am to meauxjeaux2
quote:
what a pathetic arse post.Gullible rednecks will buy any shite like this.
Someone must have pissed in you Cheerios this morning. It is obviously fake but still a funny read.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:19 am to TigerStripes30
Like 10 years old and fake
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:21 am to Carson123987
quote:
Like 10 years old and fake
once again carson who cares...we know its fake no need to be the 5th person to say so
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:23 am to dpark
quote:nahh,just feeds into the whole
Someone must have pissed in you Cheerios this morning. It is obviously fake but still a funny read.
Ignorant white guy thing. I'm just getting really tired of how stupid some of our people make us look is all I'm talking about.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:23 am to TigerStripes30
quote:
once again carson who cares...we know its fake no need to be the 5th person to say so
Dude,it's fake.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:23 am to TigerStripes30
quote:
once again carson who cares...
Chad504boy, meauxjeaux2, Carson123987 so far.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:26 am to Chad504boy
well thanks for pointing the obvious out to everyone...i think its more humorous that you really think someone would think this is real than it actually is obviously fake...have a sense of humor
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:27 am to TigerStripes30
quote:
.i think its more humorous that you really think someone would think this is real than it actually is obviously fake.
Do you not think there's not individuals out there that thought this was real?
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:29 am to Chad504boy
quote:
Do you not think there's not individuals out there that thought this was real?
well i highly doubt they are on tigerdroppings because those type of people that would think this is true most likely do not know how to turn the computer on
guess i should put a big sign at the top and say its fake for all the morons
This post was edited on 3/12/13 at 11:30 am
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:29 am to Chad504boy
It's gotten better since the first time I read it. None of the vandalism, terroristic threats etc were in there.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:30 am to TigerStripes30
That's as real as Pam Anderson's tits.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:30 am to TigerStripes30
quote:
well i highly doubt they are on tigerdroppings because those type of people that would think this is true most likely do not know how to turn the computer on
there's a part of me that wants to believe you when you claim to have known this was a fake originally.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:31 am to 4X4DEMON
quote:
It's gotten better since the first time I read it. None of the vandalism, terroristic threats etc were in there.
I fell off my cannon the first time i read it laughing so hard.
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