Mootsman South Carolina Fan Charlotte, NC Member since Oct 2012 426 posts
re: Newbie investing in individual stocks (Posted on 2/13/13 at 3:32 pm to Jwodie)
Chaos theory investing has always worked for me.
Liquidate your 401(k) and invest all cash (no less than 75% of life savings) into financial derivatives such as credit default swaps on Goldman Sachs and out of the money Zynga Call options. Shorting Pfizer is advised to make big bucks too. Merrill Edge is the best online trading platform btw. The more expensive the transaction the better the platform.
