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re: Newbie investing in individual stocks
Posted on 2/13/13 at 3:32 pm to Jwodie
Posted on 2/13/13 at 3:32 pm to Jwodie
Chaos theory investing has always worked for me.
Liquidate your 401(k) and invest all cash (no less than 75% of life savings) into financial derivatives such as credit default swaps on Goldman Sachs and out of the money Zynga Call options. Shorting Pfizer is advised to make big bucks too. Merrill Edge is the best online trading platform btw. The more expensive the transaction the better the platform.
Liquidate your 401(k) and invest all cash (no less than 75% of life savings) into financial derivatives such as credit default swaps on Goldman Sachs and out of the money Zynga Call options. Shorting Pfizer is advised to make big bucks too. Merrill Edge is the best online trading platform btw. The more expensive the transaction the better the platform.
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Posted on 2/13/13 at 3:44 pm to Maniac979
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Stay out of individual stocks
Why does the MB make blanket statements like this without first asking the OP what his/her goal is?
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:57 pm to Catman88
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This post was edited on 2/16/13 at 8:39 pm
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