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Tiger Phanatick 
LSU Fan
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2008
2779 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 10:34 am to Rouge)
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Mingo Montgomery Brokers Kyle Williams Jackson Dorsey Spears Francois Nevis Levingston Al Woods
What would be more interesting is comparing the college accolades and draft position of our boys vs their group.
Win you look at these guys going not just first rounder but whatnot hey accomplished in college.
Plus I think the SM99 story is a great one to show. Because he was hurt early in career out staff got him healthy and back to all American caliber again.
They had Hardy!
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TigerBait2008
LSU Fan
Death Valley
Member since Jun 2008
10195 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 10:34 am to Bootycall)
We are LSU.
They are Ole miss.
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stho381
LSU Fan
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2012
2277 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 10:35 am to Bootycall)
1) Ask your brother who he would've chosen between OM and LSU when he was being recruited.
2) Do you want to be part of a championship contender or part of a rebuilding process?
3) LSU's down year is 10-3. Ole Miss's great year was 7-6.
4) Immediate playing time. "We don't recruit players to redshirt them," John Chavis.
5) Not only is our 2013 class beastly with the current commitments, but 2014 will probably be stellar as well, which means there is a good chance you leave for the NFL after winning a NC.
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BooHoo Tbow
LSU Fan
NOLA
Member since Oct 2008
551 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 10:40 am to Bootycall)
Poon-tang....lots of poon-tang
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mtheob17
LSU Fan
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2009
1142 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 10:53 am to Bootycall)
We win Championships
We send players to the NFL every year
We have some of the best facilities in the country
Our stadium registers earthquakes
We have SEC caliber women
We play in the SEC
We play on National TV 9 out of 12 games every year
We have an excellent graduation rate
We have a coach that eats grass
We develop mutants at DE/DL and people fear us.
The offer is yours. We have a starting spot waiting for you if you want it!
Leave it up to RN afterwards! 
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mtheob17
LSU Fan
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2009
1142 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 10:57 am to BooHoo Tbow)
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Poon-tang....lots of poon-tang
Ole Miss has tons of pu-tang as well. Been there, done that.
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ALTiger
LSU Fan
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
543 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:00 am to Bootycall)
Play for a top 5 program.
Play in front of 93,000, soon to be 100,000.
Play for the BEST DL coach in college football.
Top 10 draft pick when he goes pro.
(I would include early playing time, but this guy will play next year wherever he goes)
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catfish 62
LSU Fan
Atlanta
Member since Mar 2010
2270 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:00 am to Bootycall)
We offer an excellent corporate structure that gives you the tools to be your own boss
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mtheob17
LSU Fan
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2009
1142 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:01 am to catfish 62)
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We offer an excellent corporate structure that gives you the tools to be your own boss
We also offer drum sets 
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Tiger Phanatick
LSU Fan
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2008
2779 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:06 am to mtheob17)
If all else fails show him our synthetic product line.
Get him connected with Honey Badger and JJ. Plus looks as if we have a regional rep for Deer antler spray as well.
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Willits479
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Sep 2012
158 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:26 am to Dodd)
How many 0's do you want after the 1 and how do you spell your last name.
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mba29124
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
289 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:39 am to Big Lake)
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Its bass ackwards over there. When my little brother was a recruit I took a visit with him to Ole Miss and the band played for the recruits. They played Dixie and all the black families and recruits got up and sang the entire song. Most surreal thing I have ever seen.
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We develop mutants at DE/DL and people fear us.
This.
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LSU Patrick
LSU Fan
Kansas
Member since Jan 2009
8216 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:41 am to Bootycall)
"Ole Miss has had more mascots than championships."
"...oh, and do you know why they had to change mascots?"
This post was edited on 2/1 at 11:42 am
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Goldrush25 
Washington Fan
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
480 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:46 am to Dodd)
Avoid negative recruiting. OM is still the staunch favorite, make no mistake about it. Negative recruiting to a kid in regards to his favorite will just push him even more towards them.
Push championship pedigree of LSU, push D-line draft history. Push facilities, Tiger Stadium. Early playing time alongside future 1st round picks.
Let him draw his own conclusions about how inferior OM is, don't tell him.
This post was edited on 2/1 at 11:54 am
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Captain Crown 
SMU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
4356 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:49 am to Bootycall)
I wish the draft was this weekend so he could see Big Sam and Mingo go in the 1st round.
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LSU Patrick
LSU Fan
Kansas
Member since Jan 2009
8216 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:50 am to Goldrush25)
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Avoid negative recruiting.
John McCain, is that you?
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Tigah32
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
4168 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 11:52 am to Bootycall)
About 200K
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jrevonte
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
1077 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 12:12 pm to mtheob17)
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We have an excellent graduation rate
Cough!! He ain't worried about graduating he wants to leave for the league after 3...j/s
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Santa Clause
LSU Fan
123 Fake Street
Member since Apr 2004
11353 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 12:49 pm to Bootycall)
"you can have any woman you want"
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mba29124
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
289 posts
| re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ? (Posted on 2/1/13 at 1:00 pm to Santa Clause)
250k. Apparently it's all good in the SEC. Cam Newton says sup.
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