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Cracked Time Ka-Kowza: 6 Actors Who Play the Exact Same Role in Multiple Movies

Posted on 1/22/13 at 11:09 am
Posted by etm512
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 11:09 am
#6. Keanu Reeves Always Commits Suicide to Thwart Superhuman Evil
#5. Jennifer Connelly Really Likes Standing at the End of Piers
#4. James Earl Jones and Madge Sinclair Twice Play African Royalty Whose Son Flees the Country
#3. Jena Malone Is on the Other Side of the Mirror
#2. Michael Biehn Repeatedly Gets Owned by an Incapacitated Secondary Character
#1. Brian Cox Plays a Government Operative Who Created an Amnesiac Badass ... Three Times

BOOYAH
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 11:18 am to
Sean Bean dies. Always.
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 11:21 am to
Brian Cox also plays the same guy (sans amnesiac badass) in Chain Reaction with...
































Keanu Reeves
This post was edited on 1/22/13 at 11:22 am
Posted by SDtiger16
San Diego
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 11:23 am to
Jason statham
Posted by shifty94
San Antonio, TX
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Sean Bean dies. Always.


everytime i see him in anything, i just assume he is gonna be dead by the end of it
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Cracked Time Ka-Kowza:


HOLY COWZAS
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 12:08 pm to
Jjason Statham
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 12:11 pm to
There is a scene in every tom cruise movie where its a face shot and he is running from something.

mind = blown = i know right?
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 12:11 pm to
I think ive ran threw almost all the M/TV articles. I used to be able to read that place for hours, now it takes forever to find a fresh article that i havent read
Posted by etm512
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Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

There is a scene in every tom cruise movie where its a face shot and he is running from something.


He sprints in every damn movie it seems. If he played Aquaman, he would find some way in the movie to have a nice 200m sprint from something
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 12:43 pm to
Top Gun?
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
21028 posts
Posted on 1/22/13 at 12:47 pm to
He was too busy going Mach 2 with his hair on fire in that one. They did have the beach volleyball scene to show off athleticism and play the most homoerotic song ever to appear in a movie.
Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 1:05 pm to
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Jason statham


First one I thought of.
Posted by Party At LSU
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 1:35 pm to
How can they omit Vince Vaughn as the sarcastic bachelor who always gets tangled up in some relationship triangle/drama?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65773 posts
Posted on 1/22/13 at 1:44 pm to
Brian Cox always plays the head villain. I heard somewhere that he said he always plays the villain in American movies because "Americans don't trust intelligence." Then, I saw him interviewed live, and that clearly could not possibly be the case.

I vote for Robert DeNiro, in about 80% of his movies, but Shia LaBooof is making a run for the all-time, one trick pony award by playing the same ferret-faced worm in every movie, even when he was trying to be a 1930's badass.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35908 posts
Posted on 1/22/13 at 1:45 pm to
Sean Penn always plays Sean Penn.

Timothy Olyphant always plays the angry guy.

Morgan Freeman plays God. (Narrator is God in his movies. He is always the all-knowing one.)
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42685 posts
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

laying the same ferret-faced worm in every movie


What does this even mean?
Posted by Carson123987
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Member since Jul 2011
68082 posts
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:11 pm to
real number 1:

Denzel plays Alonzo in every movie he's in
This post was edited on 1/22/13 at 2:12 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65773 posts
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:35 pm to
he's just a wormy little weasel in every movie.

And, as has been mentioned here before, he's single-handedly destroying the 80's one movie at a time.
Posted by Decatur
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:40 pm to
Jason Bateman
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