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RBWilliams8 
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:19 pm to Tesla)
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I'm so Assault Life my "load" is on back order.
Nice.
Too many good ones to quote guys. Well done. Keep em comin'.
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LSURoss
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:19 pm to Cold Pizza)
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I'm so assault rifle My pecker is a laser sight
Fify
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Tesla
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:21 pm to RBWilliams8)
I'm so Assault Life that my prostate has a forward assist.
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DrTyger
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:23 pm to Tesla)
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I'm so Assault Life that my prostate has a forward assist.
I'm so assault life i put a dust cover on my a-hole
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RBWilliams8
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:26 pm to DrTyger)
I'm so assault life... I shaved my wife's clit down so she'd autofire.
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Tesla
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:26 pm to DrTyger)
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I'm so assault life i put a dust cover on my a-hole
You mean your gas tube? 
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NYCAuburn 
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:26 pm to DrTyger)
Chaz bono is so assault life's she got a Piston conversion kit
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Tesla
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:28 pm to RBWilliams8)
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I'm so assault life... I shaved my wife's clit down so she'd autofire.
Hmmmm....instant CLP. 
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RBWilliams8
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:28 pm to NYCAuburn)
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Yellerhammer5 
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:30 pm to RBWilliams8)
I'm so assault life that my neighbors all agree that I look black and scary.
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DrTyger
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:32 pm to Yellerhammer5)
I'm so assault life I can't take my pants off in California.
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faxis
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:33 pm to RBWilliams8)
DISAL even my fishing rods are floated.
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faxis
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:37 pm to faxis)
DISAL my truck is MOE only.
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NYCAuburn
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:39 pm to faxis)
Dude I am so assault life I had my salt life stickers cerakoted.
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DrTyger
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:40 pm to NYCAuburn)
Dude I'm so assault live my refrigerator is made by Magpul.
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RBWilliams8
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:43 pm to DrTyger)
I'm so assault life, my cameras have flash guards.
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Tesla
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Member since Dec 2011
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:43 pm to RBWilliams8)
I'm so Assault Life my Russian salad dressing says Kalashnikov.
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NYCAuburn
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:47 pm to RBWilliams8)
Dude I'm so assault life, I put an inch and a half flash suppressor on my cock, to make it " legal".
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DrTyger
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:47 pm to Tesla)
I'm so assault life my dick is select fire.
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RBWilliams8
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:49 pm to RBWilliams8)
Dude, im so assault life at the church I attend Jesus isnt on a wooden cross... He's on a floating lazer
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