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re: Dude, I'm so assault life...

Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

I'm so Assault Life my "load" is on back order.


Nice.

Too many good ones to quote guys. Well done. Keep em comin'.
Posted by LSURoss
SWLAish
Member since Dec 2007
15239 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

I'm so assault rifle My pecker is a laser sight


Fify
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7953 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:21 pm to
I'm so Assault Life that my prostate has a forward assist.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

I'm so Assault Life that my prostate has a forward assist.





I'm so assault life i put a dust cover on my a-hole
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:26 pm to
I'm so assault life... I shaved my wife's clit down so she'd autofire.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7953 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

I'm so assault life i put a dust cover on my a-hole

You mean your gas tube?
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:26 pm to
Chaz bono is so assault life's she got a Piston conversion kit
This post was edited on 1/19/13 at 10:27 pm
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7953 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

I'm so assault life... I shaved my wife's clit down so she'd autofire.


Hmmmm....instant CLP.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:30 pm to
I'm so assault life that my neighbors all agree that I look black and scary.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:32 pm to
I'm so assault life I can't take my pants off in California.
Posted by faxis
La.
Member since Oct 2007
7773 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:33 pm to
DISAL even my fishing rods are floated.
This post was edited on 1/19/13 at 10:37 pm
Posted by faxis
La.
Member since Oct 2007
7773 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:37 pm to
DISAL my truck is MOE only.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:39 pm to
Dude I am so assault life I had my salt life stickers cerakoted.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:40 pm to
Dude I'm so assault live my refrigerator is made by Magpul.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:43 pm to
I'm so assault life, my cameras have flash guards.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7953 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:43 pm to
I'm so Assault Life my Russian salad dressing says Kalashnikov.
This post was edited on 1/19/13 at 10:44 pm
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:47 pm to
Dude I'm so assault life, I put an inch and a half flash suppressor on my cock, to make it " legal".
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:47 pm to
I'm so assault life my dick is select fire.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:49 pm to
Dude, im so assault life at the church I attend Jesus isnt on a wooden cross... He's on a floating lazer
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