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WITNESS23
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re: The 5 worst movies you've ever seen


Paranormal activity and it's not even close for the second place

But in second is that car lot movie with Jeremy piven






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Akit1
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Batman and Robin (2x), Spiderman 3, 10,000 BC


And RED BALLOON. A black and white (except the balloon) film in French about a French boy losing his red balloon. The film was 13 minutes long.



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Tiger1242
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And RED BALLOON. A black and white (except the balloon) film in French about a French boy losing his red balloon. The film was 13 minutes long.



I watched this in French class






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OMLandshark
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You can't be the worst living director if you made Independence Day.

Even if you made 10,000BC and 2012.



That may be his least shitty film, but its still a shitty film. Yeah call me communist or whatever, and I can see it being a guilty pleasure, but its definitely in the bottom half of the films I've watched.






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alajones
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But in second is that car lot movie with Jeremy piven
C'mon that movie had some funny parts.


I never realized I was supposed to hate The Patriot. I like that movie. Hell, Jason Isaacs makes that movie entertaining by himself.






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alajones
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Yeah call me communist


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Beijing, China








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OMLandshark
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finally someone agrees with me. movie sucked cock



There is one redeeming feature of this film though (which by default makes it better than any of Emmerich's other films actually): Jason Issacs. He was a legit good villain, even if he was pretty cheap.






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OMLandshark
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5.Wild Wild West



This one narrowly missed my list, but Kenneth Branagh just not giving a shite and having a good time saves it from my bottom 5.






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OMLandshark
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Anyone ever seen The Core? Good God



Another one that makes me cringe. What a fricking rip off of Armageddon, and I don't even really like that movie.






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Fox Mulder
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Costumes and that shot of charleston. I think like an entire 10 minutes of the movie is in slow motion.

Eta: Tom wilkinson is also good.



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boxcarbarney
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I mean you are welcome to your opinion and all but I RA'd.


I tried to like this movie. I really did. I watched it when it first came out on video - fell asleep. Tried to watch it the next day and turned it off. A couple of years later I tried again thinking that maybe I was unfairly comparing it to Saving Private Ryan. Still hated it. Too damn introspective. The only good part was when Woody Harrelson blew his butt off.






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flvelo12
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Alexander
Liquid Sky
Jaws 2

Really try to avoid awful movies to begin with.






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REG861
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Jaws 2



That's weird seeing as its the 2nd best in the franchise.. clearly you missed Jaws the REvenge






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flvelo12
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That's weird seeing as its the 2nd best in the franchise.. clearly you missed Jaws the REvenge


After watching the steaming pile of shite Jaws 2, I avoided the rest.






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Tiger1242
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The only good part was when Woody Harrelson blew his butt off.



That was classic






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Michael T. Tiger
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re: The 5 worst movies you've ever seen


Clive Barker's Lord of Illusions (Walked out)
Crow: City of Angels(Ugh...)
Batman and Robin
Van Helsing
Jaws 3-D and Jaws The Revenge

Honorable mention
Mummy 3






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Dr RC
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I'll just go with big studio flicks for this since I like to watch craptastic stuff like Boa vs Python and Shark Attack 3 for laughs.

The Mummy 3 - dunno what I should have expected with Mummy2 being so bad. Changing actresses for Brendan Frasier's wife was awful and the joke they made about it early on instantly clued me in to how bad this would be.

Something Borrowed - filled with all around horrible people who deserved zero sympathy for their actions.

Wing Commander - the preview for Star Wars Episode 1 was the best part of the movie.

Batman and Robin - makes the 60s Batman movie look like a masterpiece. Even as a kid I knew it was just one big toy commercial.

Ace Ventura 2 - this is the only movie I have ever fallen asleep in.

dishonorable mention

Sex in the City 1 and 2 - completely insulting the way these chicks were acting in both films. Carrie is so unbearable it hurts. Making Steve, the one truly good guy in the entire series, a cheater was bull shite. The bitchy way they act in the Middle East made me hope their heads would get cut off.



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REG861
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After watching the steaming pile of shite Jaws 2, I avoided the rest


You owe it to yourself to watch Jaw: The Revenge. You haven't lived until you've seen a shark roar






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OMLandshark
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Even as a kid I knew it was just one big toy commercial.



Those batman pop-tarts were pretty incredible though.






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CtotheVrzrbck
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i refuse to watch this assault on my childhood


I knew not to watch any of the transformers sequels.

There's a ton of crappy movies I don't/won't watch. Then there's these little hidden gems I find that I never knew were ever released that I liked a lot.

I get really turned off by a presumptious trailer.






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