re: 10 Ways to Improve the NFL

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1. Get rid of Roger Goodell

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You don't even need a 2-10. That alone makes the NFL 100000% better.

For serious though, the NFL's 10 ways list would look something like this....

1. Eliminate kickoffs. Don't want to get sued.
2. Eliminate touching of Tom Brady. He makes all our money.
3. Eliminate the New Orleans Saints. frick those bitches and their lawsuits.
4. More padding. Full body suits, don't want to get sued.
5. No more hits, let's just play flag football. It can be the new thing. Don't want to get sued.
6. 1 million per player salary cap. Stop paying the players the money we deserve.
7. Eliminate Jonathan Vilma. Thug POS.
8. Eliminate defenses. Let's just watch offenses score, people love scoring. More money.
9. Increase ticket prices. NFL fans are stupid, they will pay any price to watch our amazing product.
10. Eliminate the New Orleans Saints again.