re: Enough griping...legit theoretical football question

You can't just call plays faster and see the benefits. The speed at which Oregon runs the offense means that the QB is forced to make a lot of decisions very quickly, up to and including calling the plays. You don't get a whole lot of time to read coverages so you need creative play-calling that will keep the defense on the back foot and you won't have a chance to check the coverage and audible out of the called play prior to snapping. That's why a lot of these plays involve an option, so you can adjust on the fly.

It's really a whole system and if you tried to graft it on top of our current crappy offense you'd just get a crappy offense that spends even less time on the field. For a few scripted plays every so often it would be fine, but to run it consistently would require a significant change in offensive philosophy.