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redneck 
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Member since Dec 2003
45993 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:52 pm to lsutiger2010)
The only problem I have is that I'm too drunk to drive to the bank and get rid of all this damn cash
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Tiger Ryno 
USA Fan
The Brain Trust
Member since Feb 2007
36024 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:53 pm to redneck)
sounds like Walt Oreily is posting under your account this afternooon
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shinerfan 
LSU Fan
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Member since Sep 2009
4752 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 1:57 pm to Cosmo)
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The odds bet on the craps table is the only bet in the casino where the house has no advantage
The real house edge lies in their deeper pockets. The 2 or 3 or 4 % edge on the various table games is nothing compared to the fact that they can easily outlast your run of good luck.
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MikeBRLA
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
8716 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:02 pm to redneck)
So you cashed out with around $1100 and are bragging about it? Hell, you can still fold that much put it in your wallet.
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Jax007 
Alabama Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
1018 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:02 pm to Cosmo)
Bs... U lose at the table much quicker
I play slots
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Rza32
Belmont Fan
Member since Nov 2008
1065 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:04 pm to redneck)
Grown arse people can play what they want.
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3rdPart Tiger
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2007
859 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:04 pm to redneck)
Haters gonna hate Neck...
frick 'em...but I personally think Myra had a thing for them curls of yours.
This post was edited on 12/31 at 2:06 pm
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redneck
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Dec 2003
45993 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:05 pm to MikeBRLA)
I never mentioned a monitary value until people called me out PAL, and I responded with a comment to put an end to that nonsense.
And to the person who said you can lose a lot quicker at the table, yes you are right, just gotta stick with it through the shitty cards until you can get on a run and hit on some double downs and splits
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fishfighter
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
11239 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:05 pm to Jax007)
I play both. Only one time I hit $3600 on a slot. Guess it was just a loan. I'm sure I gave it back and a lot more. 
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Boats n Hose
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2011
30258 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:06 pm to Jax007)
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Bs... U lose at the table much quicker I play slots
Maybe if it's a $25 table vs penny slots. At least with BJ there is true randomness and predictable odds. With slots you just know there is a computer controlling it designed for the house to win. It's like asking to lose money.
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redneck
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Dec 2003
45993 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:08 pm to 3rdPart Tiger)
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SuperSaint 
Indiana Fan
Member since Sep 2007
66384 posts
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| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:08 pm to Boats n Hose)
Pretty sure Neck was on the MIT blackjack team
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brewhan davey
USA Fan
Pine and Broadway
Member since Sep 2010
18253 posts
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| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:08 pm to redneck)
Kills time
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Froman
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
18718 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:09 pm to Southern Farmer)
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Casinos are for poors
The frick? I guess you've never been out of the penny slots section. Casinos are catnip to rich people.
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BigHoss
LSU Fan
Offshore
Member since Apr 2010
1789 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:10 pm to brewhan davey)
frick these pussy arse poor frickers
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lsufan112001 
Southeastern LA Fan
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
5104 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:11 pm to brewhan davey)
every game is in the advantage of the casino, there are no "toss up" games. my brother has worked in one for years and will tell you that. Even Blackjack, he will tell you has taken quite a bit more money in then given out.
he's seen Skip B at the slots quite a few times. Chad Jones used to come in late and play roulette. Just to name a few.....
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Tiger Ugly
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
3495 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:12 pm to redneck)
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Blackjack is where it's at son.
I love Blackjack but there always seems to be someone pissed at how someone else plays because they have some notion of how everyone is supposed to play, and I ain't got time for that shite.
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3rdPart Tiger
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2007
859 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:12 pm to BigHoss)
Wow...bighoss bringing the heat!
Gettin dat BP money
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Froman
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
18718 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:12 pm to redneck)
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And to the person who said you can lose a lot quicker at the table, yes you are right, just gotta stick with it through the shitty cards until you can get on a run and hit on some double downs and splits
The key is knowing when to stop and cash out. Too many people will go up big and then lose most of it before figuring out they need to walk away.
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foshizzle
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2008
25174 posts
| re: I don't understand people who play slots at casinos (Posted on 12/31/12 at 2:13 pm to redneck)
Nope, blackjack is a loser too. Even if you have a good counting strategy your edge is so tiny that you will either go bust anyway (due to a long bad streak) or you'll just be making minimum wage.
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