re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard!

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"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

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I can already taste those meaty leading man parts.

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I just can't seem to get one in the can...

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I will pack your mouth with your sweet, pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block.

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"Are you looking to buy, or are you just curious?"
Tobias: "well i guess you could say i am Bi-curious"

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I see you wasted no time filling my "seat hole"

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Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

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Tobias: Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea... Michael: I like hot sailors. Tobias: Mmm... me too.

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Ah yes, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You, sir, are a mouthful.

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Tobias: No, no. It's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

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Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottem': O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage
Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies.
Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottom': "Take your fun fun!"

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Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

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Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

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