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OMLandshark 
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"Well, tell that to my stupid agent."
"You have an agent?"
"Oh no no no, that's just an expression, but once I get the part, I'll be beating them off."
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The Seaward 
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
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| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:43 pm to OMLandshark)
Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.
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Bryon Bojengles III
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Member since Nov 2012
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| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:51 pm to The Seaward)
quote:
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Buster and GOB find themselves closer than ever.
The Literal Doctor: Good news, we've removed the hook and there's been no damage.
Gob: [as Buster gets up and leaves] Oh thank god!
The Literal Doctor: Unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass.
quote:
Lucille: [the family is waiting for news on Buster from a very literal doctor] How's my son?
The Literal Doctor: He's going to be all right.
Lindsay Funke: Finally some good news from this guy.
George Michael Bluth: There's no other way to take that.
The Literal Doctor: That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.
Lucille: But you said he was all right.
The Literal Doctor: Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."
Lucille: [Jumping on the doctor] You son of a bitch. I hate this doctor.
Lindsay Funke: How do we keep getting this guy?
Michael: Mom, he's a very literal man.
The Literal Doctor: Yes, that's more the way I would take the news.
quote:
Lindsay Bluth Fünke: [Tobias was run over by a car] How is he?
The Literal Doctor: It looks like he's dead.
[everyone gasps in shock]
Michael Bluth: Wait, is he really dead or does it look like he's dead?
The Literal Doctor: It looks like he's dead. He's covered in blue paint or something.
[everyone starts shouting and throwing things at him]
quote:
The Literal Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid there's nothing more that I can do.
[everyone gasps]
Michael: Let him keep talking.
The Literal Doctor: Because Dr. Stein has been assigned to your case.
This post was edited on 12/29 at 2:53 pm
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THRILLHO 
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BobbyGoulet
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Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
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| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 5:13 pm to OMLandshark)
I love when he sees the (tr)actor magazine, and opens to th PARTS PARTS PARTS section
"Oh, look at all these PARTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
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OMLandshark
Ole Miss Fan
Member since Apr 2009
26456 posts
| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 5:13 pm to THRILLHO)
Honestly its an all around Arrested Development Quote thread. No need to only quote Tobias.
Barry: You don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
Gob: What were you doing there?
Barry: Wow, you should be the lawyer.
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WarSlamEagle 
Washington Fan
Golden State Warriors Fan
Member since Sep 2011
12486 posts
| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 5:22 pm to OMLandshark)
Wait, my giant quote thread a month ago isn't enough for you people?
C'mon, don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hanging.
This post was edited on 12/29 at 5:23 pm
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Bryon Bojengles III
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2012
5151 posts
| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 6:31 pm to WarSlamEagle)
We need these threads once a week.
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musick
LSU Fan
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
7272 posts
| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:11 pm to RonBurgundy)
I had no idea Netflix renewed this show and they are doing a movie  time to start it over again and laugh my arse off
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wildtigercat93
LSU Fan
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2011
26172 posts
| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:22 pm to musick)
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I had no idea Netflix renewed this show and they are doing a movie time to start it over again and laugh my arse off
Is it comfortable under that rock youve been living?
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musick
LSU Fan
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
7272 posts
| re: Oh Tobias... You blowhard! (Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:31 pm to wildtigercat93)
I have no clue how that one got past me, but I tell u, what a fricking awesome surprise
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