Since Ted is out on Blu-ray Today, lets re-cast Flash Gordon

Can't fix what was not broken!

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lets re-cast Flash Gordon

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lets not, first was perfect. but ok whatever

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Flash
Original - Sam Jones
New - Chris Helmsworth

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this will work

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Dale
Original - Melody Anderson
New = Kate Beckinsale

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kate is a badass. dale doesnt need to be a badass so i cant sign off on this

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Ming

Original - Max Von Sydow
New - Sean Connery

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what the frick is this. hell ming from comic book men would be a better choice than connery.

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Prince Vultan

Original - Brain Blessed
New - Willie from Duck Dynasty.

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id have to hear willie yell "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE" first. besides his redneck family would probably try to shoot him out of the sky.