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Tactical1
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


Obviously he has caught a fella or two jumping out of the window after plowing his underage daughter. I wouldn't worry about this failure of a father. You did the right thing.





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HarryBalzack
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


Yeah, this dude was a 10th grader who got asked to the prom by a senior girl. He knocked her up that night and his daughter got knocked up for homecoming her senior year.





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Cecil D Diesel
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


I'd imagine. Amazing to see those peoples faces when we walked through the door. The cashier thought we were famous or something. Had I been by myself I would've tried to bang her, she was fine as hell, with a big ole cornfed booty.





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deltaland
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


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Cashier called her family to come bring the kids to see a black man in real life, as they had only seen black people on TV. Like 15 people came up to my dad and I.


Oh wow


People are fricking weird sometimes






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madamsquirrel
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


I have mean mugged an old man for oogling my daughter on vacation before. I stared at him for staring at her. He was watching her every move so I mean mugged him very obviously until he stopped and wandered off







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redstick13
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


It seems strange to us to not see black people anymore. We grew up in Louisiana and lived in Tallahassee and West Africa before moving to Colorado. Our one black man in town is a police officer.


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Nodust
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


I lived in Montana for a few years, I could see this happening there.





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HarryBalzack
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My dad lived in the mountains of Virginia when he was a child and didn't see a black man until he was 4. They were in a store in Bluefield, WV and he told his mother that that coal miner needed to take a bath.





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Cecil D Diesel
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


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We grew up in Louisiana and lived in Tallahassee and West Africa

That may be the three places on the planet you'll find the highest concentration of brothers






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MississippiLSUfan
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


I have daughters. 16 and 18. Very good looking girls. No pics happinin. But the dude was a tool.

I let them handle these situations when they happen and they do just fine. That dude's problem is with his daughter. Not you.






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Boats n Hose
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


Definitely walk away.





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Cecil D Diesel
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I lived in Montana for a few years, I could see this happening there.

If I had the time and spare money, I'd just go around places being a phantom black man. Ever since that Nebraska trip my mind had been blown. I've been to a lot of places in the US, but that was the first town. Now when I travel throughout the Midwest I'm always looking around for other brothers.






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RogerTheShrubber
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


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It seems strange to us to not see black people anymore. We grew up in Louisiana and lived in Tallahassee and West Africa before moving to Colorado. Our one black man in town is a police officer.



My adopted son is black, like Obama....

He saw a guy I know from Nigeria (very black) named Vince once around town and it blew his mind. Couldn't stop talking about it.

We have a handful of black guys here, most marry native women or work for the state.






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Nodust
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I'd just go around places being a phantom black man.


Just walk the earth






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Cecil D Diesel
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


When you say your son is black, like Obama, you mean he's mixed or light skinned?


BTW, those native women look good?






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redstick13
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He saw a guy I know from Nigeria (very black)


Nigerians are the blackest men on earth. I can tell a Nigerian by their accent but if I see a very dark man I immediately assume they are Nigerian.






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foshizzle
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


I was grocery shopping with my brother's wife and two kids under four. Spotted a very cute young miss. She noticed, started looking back at me, then noticed I was with a woman and two small children and gave me the stinkeye.





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redstick13
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


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BTW, those native women look good?



Those native Angolans look good. Ethiopian women are the best looking on the continent tho IMO.



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VetteGuy
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


A long while back, that was a big problem for the Green Bay Packers in recruiting black free agents.
Reggie White had to bring a barber in from out of town to cut his hair.


There's a good story about Lombardi and Lionel Aldridge along those lines, too.






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RogerTheShrubber
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re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this?


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When you say your son is black, like Obama, you mean he's mixed or light skinned?




Light skinned. His dad was black, think his mom was native.

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BTW, those native women look good?


It's an acquired taste. Not many look like Ariel Tweto. Think Asians mixed with Navajo.



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