re: Battleship

Guy: and the aliens travelled all the way from deep space in a matter of days. they land in the ocean, in the middle of massive US Navy war games, and sit there. The alien ships just sit there. When the navy attacks, the spacecraft frickin bounce on the water and blows up the naval ships with mortars--bombs shaped like wine bottles. So awesome. And then the alien spacecraft are destroyed by a 70 year old battleship manned by 80 year old men who sit all day on said battleship even during alien invasions. An the decommissioned battleship will be fully stocked with live ammunition. And Rihanna will be fighting the aliens too for some reason.

Exec: Sold.