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re: Battleship
Posted on 12/5/12 at 12:29 am to biglego
Posted on 12/5/12 at 12:29 am to biglego
I expected terrible plot and acting. It had Taylor what's his name. I had no idea that was Rihanna.
I would have loved to be in the pitch meeting for this movie:
Guy: I've got this killer idea. It's a movie about the game battleship. We'll have battleships and destroyers. References to grids and E11. Hit. Sunk. All that. It'll be nostalgiac and action packed.
Exec: nah, sounds boring. Get out.
Guy: ok ok. What if instead of ships, there were aliens??
Exec: sold.
I would have loved to be in the pitch meeting for this movie:
Guy: I've got this killer idea. It's a movie about the game battleship. We'll have battleships and destroyers. References to grids and E11. Hit. Sunk. All that. It'll be nostalgiac and action packed.
Exec: nah, sounds boring. Get out.
Guy: ok ok. What if instead of ships, there were aliens??
Exec: sold.
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Posted on 12/5/12 at 1:17 am to Qwerty
Guy: and the aliens travelled all the way from deep space in a matter of days. they land in the ocean, in the middle of massive US Navy war games, and sit there. The alien ships just sit there. When the navy attacks, the spacecraft frickin bounce on the water and blows up the naval ships with mortars--bombs shaped like wine bottles. So awesome. And then the alien spacecraft are destroyed by a 70 year old battleship manned by 80 year old men who sit all day on said battleship even during alien invasions. An the decommissioned battleship will be fully stocked with live ammunition. And Rihanna will be fighting the aliens too for some reason.
Exec: Sold.
Exec: Sold.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 8:59 am to Qwerty
It gross like 350 million worldwide, budget of 250. I think those are the numbers, anyway they made a considerable amount of coin so they rich.
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