re: Who is rereading The Hobbit to prepare?

So basically what you are saying is that you need a help from a movie to get pussy?




now do you want to go ahead and edit all your posts here now or do what you usually do and wait a few days? Chicken is not a fan of that BTW




for after you eventually delete...

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One Nerd book to rule them all! You weirdos kill me.

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Best book for nerd fapping. I bed you went to the Ren fair too ya dork!

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Ugly ones who have no social life do.

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Just proves how many there are out there.

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Book? Couldn't tell ya. Dick and Jane mastered, then moved on to bigger things.

Movies? Too many to list. But I'll narrow it down. Anything that you can bring a date to. Nothings says getting laid like bringing the hot chick to see the Hobbit. I could get 10 times more tail seeing any RomCom that LOTR, and most of them are only OK.

Stories? You frigginn dorks who live in this fantasy world who are completely consummed with this crap. Between LOTR, Hobbit, Star Trek, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic and all other things nerdy, you very rarely moved passed your bedroom in your parent house. I recall seeing a documentary a few years back about Trekkies. That right there is how imagine you tools. Someone will make a sequel to that and masses will die from laughter being entertained by your tragic and sad waste of a life. That's the story I want to hear.

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Really! I'll use a movie, dinner, your sister or whatever it takes to nail a chick. But that's the difference between you an me.

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I've been laid after a funeral twice. So yeah I use every opportunity to take a stab at a girl. But under no cirumstance would I ever go see anything related to trolls, elves and fairies to get with a chick. That right there means I'll be dealing with way too much crap later own.

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Yeah a bunch of Hollywood nut jobs voted on it. It wasn't people choice awards. Just because it won a prize doesn't mean it was the best. Many great movies never won an best picture oscar.

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Star Trek, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic and all other things nerdy, you very rarely moved passed your bedroom in your parent house. I recall seeing a documentary a few years back about Trekkies. That right there is how imagine you tools. Someone will make a sequel to that and masses will die from laughter being entertained by your tragic and sad waste of a life. That's the story I want to hear.

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Have no idea what any of this is. I enjoy one of the best books ever written. It just happens to be fantasy. It won best picture for a reason. You lose again Nomad