Sasquatches... fess up - whose seen one?

I'm preety sure I left out of Fred's with one years ago.

I seen one. Unfortunately he got too close, and I had to put him down with the JUDGE! No evidence left of him to show anyone.

When I was 16. Apparently, she hadn't learned how to use a razor yet.

I know two people who seen him on separate occasions in separate locations of Morehouse Parish.

<<<<This guy will never claim to see one but he might kill one and win Simmon's Biggest Bigfoot Contest.

I had and still have no idea what was screwing with me in the woods a few years back. I was cruising planted pines probably 10 miles from the nearest person, and walked through a bottom(~200yds wide) and heard some weird shite. Honestly sounded like something banging a solid hardwood stick on a hardwood tree. I heard it and looked around for a second and just thought, "Ah, whatever. frick it."

Kept going about my bidness and turned around and had to walk through the same bottom. fricking thing did it again. I sat there for a second thinking it would be a woodpecker or something, but it flat out stopped when I did. Started walking back to the truck to get my pistol in case it was something I didn't want to see.

Walked back again through the same area, and same thing happened again, but it went out to the end of the row that time. I started hauling arse marking trees after that. Whatever it was followed me to withing 30yds of my truck.

I sat there for a minute and decided that the work needed to get done, so went back at it. This time, it was kinda flanking me the whole row, up and down each time I went to another one. I could hear it running around up and down each row what sounded like 10 rows away. I got down on my knees looking for whatever it was, and didn't see anything. About that time, I started smelling what seemed like a stanky hog/buck in rut combo. I was close to the end of the tract, and there was a road cutting through that little section of woods where it ended. Got in the truck and drove down there looking for something. Didn't see a damn thing after walking around for a few minutes.

Went back to marking trees after that, and there wasn't any noises at all. I was pretty freaked out the whole way home.

BTW, all of that was 100% true.