re: What's your best Roll Tide Joke?

A fellow from out of town walks into the local bar in a small town in Alabama. When he walks in, everyone shuts up, stares, checking him out, etc. Bartender asks, "can I help ya", guy says "how bout a cold beer". Bartender and all patrons never taking their eyes off him, bartender asks " u not from around here are ya" and he replies "no, i'm not". Bartender says "where ya from boy" and he says "South Louisiana". Bartender then asks him what he does and he says "I'm a taxidermist" and bartender says "what is that"? Louisiana fellow says " well, I mount animals" and bartender lets out a sigh and says " it's ok boys, he is one of us"