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re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:23 pm to Statestreet
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:23 pm to Statestreet
Why did the Aggie stare at a frozen orange juice can for over an hour?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
An Aggie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please," said the Aggie. "I could never eat twelve pieces."
Why did the Aggie tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Because it said 'concentrate'.
An Aggie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please," said the Aggie. "I could never eat twelve pieces."
Why did the Aggie tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:25 pm to phideauxlsu
Phideauxlsu 
Posted on 10/15/12 at 4:25 pm to phideauxlsu
How many Aggies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100 - one to stir and 99 to peel the M&M's.
Did you hear that they banned "the wave" at the Aggie Stadium?
Two poor Aggies drowned at a game last year.
What do you call an Aggie skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a "Hide and Seek" game.
100 - one to stir and 99 to peel the M&M's.
Did you hear that they banned "the wave" at the Aggie Stadium?
Two poor Aggies drowned at a game last year.
What do you call an Aggie skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a "Hide and Seek" game.
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