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re: Insight from a Gator Fan, like you give a $@*%
Posted on 10/5/12 at 11:10 am to TomTigerBTR
Posted on 10/5/12 at 11:10 am to TomTigerBTR
Thanks Guys.
While I do think you will win, if we can get in Mettenberg's face and force some bad TO's, the Swamp will be rocking. Once that happens, magic tends to happen. (Defensive TD's, Blocked Punts, Lucky fake FG's, where the ball magically bounces to the kicker in stride) However, all that magic and mojo won't mean squat if we can't stop the run.
All in all, I think we will have a bend but not break type defensive performance. However, I don't think we will produce anything meaningful on offense. Driskell is still really wet behind the ears, and our starting WR's consist of a ham sandwich, a three legged dog, and droppy mcdropperson. As a result, LSU will put 8 in the box to stuff Gilly.
What does every freshman at UF and FSU have in common? They all got accepted to FSU.
While I do think you will win, if we can get in Mettenberg's face and force some bad TO's, the Swamp will be rocking. Once that happens, magic tends to happen. (Defensive TD's, Blocked Punts, Lucky fake FG's, where the ball magically bounces to the kicker in stride) However, all that magic and mojo won't mean squat if we can't stop the run.
All in all, I think we will have a bend but not break type defensive performance. However, I don't think we will produce anything meaningful on offense. Driskell is still really wet behind the ears, and our starting WR's consist of a ham sandwich, a three legged dog, and droppy mcdropperson. As a result, LSU will put 8 in the box to stuff Gilly.
What does every freshman at UF and FSU have in common? They all got accepted to FSU.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 11:41 am to UF AlumniGuy
It's LSU vs. Florida. Both teams will bring their A game. I look at this as Muschamps biggest game since HC. Towson was supposed to be a cakewalk by half with us resting our starters. It was a grind with our FB getting injured. I know a lot fans will disagree with me but your off week will be a factor in this game. LSU did only go through the motions against Towson but starters played way longer than expected for my liking. Our D at the end of that game was spent. If LSU comes out with a W in this game, you will here a loud "whew". It will be me...pumped but very nervous.
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 11:43 am
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:12 pm to UF AlumniGuy
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if we can get in Mettenberg's face and force some bad TO's
Tell the guys in the 3rd row to get ready, if Mett feels any pressure at all he's going to be launching it into the stands.
He was supposed to be doing this all along but hasn't. That's the reason Les made him lose the porn star mustache.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:13 pm to UF AlumniGuy
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UF AlumniGuy
Get ready for Quagmire Football.
This is Les Miles' clandestine approach to winning football games - he turns them into Quagmires.
Just as the opposing team begins to feel confident that it is, in fact, competing in a football game with LSU, Les throws the Quagmire switch.
Now Les being Les is accustomed to operating in a Quagmire. His coaching staff, while often still appear to be taken by surprise by the Quagmire, generally are able to stick by their head coach and slog their way through. The whole trick is the effect the Quagmire has on the opposing team. Suddenly the ball begins to take very peculiar bounces, then players beging blinking in and out of the space-time continuum, and that's when it happens, Les Miles bends time.
Probably the most obvious victim of the Quagmire is Derek Dooley in 2010, but there have been other notable victims, Houston Nutt and Urban Meyer also in 2010, and Nick Saban in Bryant Denny's just last year.
So if the game in Gainesville this weekend is in doubt in the second half, look for Les to go to the Quagmire...
...and be careful.
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