re: UPDATED: Getting people to stay for the whole game -- top ideas in OP

Let me see if I can sum up the arguments of the people who leave games early:

--I'll set up my tailgate at 10 a.m. and drink and eat and party for 9 hours, but I refuse to waste 10 minutes watching the end of a football game, because I want to get home as fast as possible and not be around these people for another second past those 12 hours or so.

--I like LSU football, but not enough to watch a whole season's worth!

--I don't have enough self-control that I can stay in a stadium that long without a cigarette, or without a drink if I run out of the booze I smuggled in.

--It's my money, and if I want to spend a ton of it on TAF points and season tickets, only to waste a sizeable portion of my investment by not seeing the whole game, well, I'm rich that way.

--I'm too cheap to get a seatback, despite all the money I spend otherwise, and those stadium benches chap my arse.


Did I miss any?